he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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