Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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