Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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