I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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