He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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