Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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