hotel room ftw
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
