How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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