Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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