Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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