I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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