Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You were trust falling into bushes
Randomize
