omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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