She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Randomize
