on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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