you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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