and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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