I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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