just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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