i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Randomize
