Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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