it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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