who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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