Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Pants are for mortals
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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