I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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