She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
