the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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