you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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