We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
is it fun? or sober?
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