I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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