Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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