My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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