Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My pussy is not your playground.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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