i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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