Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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