did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?