If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia