My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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