Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i came on her dog
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!