i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I wish i was in the wii world.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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