We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
its not stalking. its research.
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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