AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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