I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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