I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
