I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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