Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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