why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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