All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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