I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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