Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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