Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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