stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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