Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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