Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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