Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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