Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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