Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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